I'll bet he goes to school in Tigard!
Yes, and it is pronounced >> tie - gard << by the natives here in Oregon.
Or >> tie - gurd << by some of the California transplants, I find myself saying it that way at times.
Some back-east big-wig national news correspondent once referred to the city as >> tigg - urd, orie - gone << recently.
I was rolling on the floor bustin' a gut.