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Holy cow!
1 posted on 01/12/2005 2:51:44 PM PST by FreeManWhoCan
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To: FreeManWhoCan

I've said it many times: Cows should not go water skiing without a life jacket...


2 posted on 01/12/2005 2:53:56 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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Don't raise cows for their intelligence. Good chance the calf got in the water and started swimming and the current just took it away. Where are the sharks when you need them?
4 posted on 01/12/2005 2:54:53 PM PST by vetvetdoug (In memory of T/Sgt. Secundino "Dean" Baldonado, Jarales, NM-KIA Bien Hoa AFB, RVN 1965)
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From the Cow Palace?


5 posted on 01/12/2005 2:54:53 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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An APB has just been issued for Scott Peterson...


6 posted on 01/12/2005 2:55:08 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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Tsunami victim from Sri Lanka, i'm sure.
Ocean currents probably picked his carcass up & there ya go.


7 posted on 01/12/2005 2:56:44 PM PST by gimme1ibertee (A liberal is a mental case is a liberal.)
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Lot's of cows near the coast further north of SF bay. What are the currents?


8 posted on 01/12/2005 2:57:02 PM PST by WildTurkey (When will CBS Retract and Apologize?)
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Gives new meaning to "Surf and Turf". ;>))


10 posted on 01/12/2005 2:59:43 PM PST by Space Wrangler
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Helen Thomas passed out while swimming?


11 posted on 01/12/2005 2:59:54 PM PST by thoughtomator (Rooting for a Jets-Vikings Superbowl!)
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From the San Franfreako Chronicle, huh? Sounds like an autopsy is in order. Could be a lover's quarrel gone violent. Poor moo moo.


13 posted on 01/12/2005 3:02:08 PM PST by OB1kNOb
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Let me guess there is an Italian heritage rancher in Marin County missing a cow. Should not of gone in the surf? Now this is Barbra Boxer territory, she should have prepared for this.


14 posted on 01/12/2005 3:02:45 PM PST by Quick Shot
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Another unsuccessful escape from "the Rock"???


15 posted on 01/12/2005 3:03:10 PM PST by ssaftler (Soros: Kerry = $25,000,000.00 Tsunami victims = $0.00)
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His parents are about to hear a discourageing word...
16 posted on 01/12/2005 3:03:40 PM PST by muleskinner
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Why take a bath when you can just wash up on the beach?


17 posted on 01/12/2005 3:03:52 PM PST by AndrewB
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I'd check it for fins. Could be an example of the long-extinct aquatic cow.


18 posted on 01/12/2005 3:04:46 PM PST by wyattearp (The best weapon to have in a gunfight is a shotgun - preferably from ambush.)
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This may explain it!

19 posted on 01/12/2005 3:12:41 PM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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It's a King county voter.


21 posted on 01/12/2005 3:16:05 PM PST by Arkie2
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..obviously a canuck mad cow trying to escape detection.
After all, we still have boat people.


Doogle
24 posted on 01/12/2005 3:18:44 PM PST by Doogle (8th AF...4077TFW....408MMS....Ubon Thailand "69"..Night Line Delivery ..AMMO)
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Obviously, its a former denizen of Cowtown:

I'm going down to Cowtown
The cow's a friend to me
Lives beneath the ocean and that's where I will be
Beneath the waves, the waves
And that's where I will be
I'm gonna see the cow beneath the sea
--They Might Be Giants


25 posted on 01/12/2005 3:27:24 PM PST by Duke Nukum ("They think we're not generous? Mr. Scott, prepare to beam over billions of cats to the U.N.")
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Filet

Fillet

27 posted on 01/12/2005 3:39:05 PM PST by digger48
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Maybe it was the cow that jumped over the moon just now making it back.


28 posted on 01/12/2005 3:51:26 PM PST by GOP_Proud (Those who proclaim tolerance have the least for my views.)
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