Posted on 01/12/2005 1:33:38 AM PST by Stoat
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Official Homepage - Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (DPRK, North Korea)
"The unfortunate result, according to Pyongyang TV, is that energy that could go to brain cells instead is wasted on hair. "
I guess this accounts for Fabio's IQ.
I'm printing this out as an excuse for the next time I commit a remarkable, random act of ditziness.
Did I forget to mention that the effect is reversed in beautiful redheads and brunettes?
Raquel Welch: No Obvious Nutritional Deficiencies
"State mandated hygiene doesn't sound reasonable to me. But I can see a future where incrementally we get there. No butter on yer popcorn. No sugar on yer Cheerios. No meat"
I recommend the movie "Demolition Man" W/Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes.
Yes and you also neglected to translate it into *Latin* for me....;))
Since that comment could be interpreted at least 2 ways, for your sake I'm *hoping* you have very long hair hair!....;))
The 5AM approximate translation would be something like:
"Abscindo rubellus retexo effectum."
(Apologies if my syntax or case is tired.)
(Apologies if my syntax or case is tired.)
Oh ~yeah~ Shibumi....as if *I* would know the difference!...;))
[yer just too sweet for yer own good]
Arise, ye prisoners of starvation!
Arise, ye wretched of the earth!
To get a better mealtime ration,
We'll keep you shaved and bald from birth!
Kim Jong-Il is putting the barber in barbarism.
I guess this means that Kim Bad-Hair-Day Il Jong will be getting a buzz cut.
NK's leader for life must spend as much time back combing as he does planning which NK province to starve this month.
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