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Pyongyang targets longhairs ("body hair sucks up valuable food")
The World Tribune ^
| January 11, 2005
Posted on 01/12/2005 1:33:38 AM PST by Stoat
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posted on
01/12/2005 1:33:39 AM PST
by
Stoat
To: Stoat
"The unfortunate result, according to Pyongyang TV, is that energy that could go to brain cells instead is wasted on hair. "
I guess this accounts for Fabio's IQ.
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posted on
01/12/2005 1:36:01 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Sum Ergo Flatulo)
To: shibumi
I'm printing this out as an excuse for the next time I commit a remarkable, random act of ditziness.
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posted on
01/12/2005 1:40:54 AM PST
by
Salamander
(You can never have too much cowbell!)
To: Stoat
So the pinko commie liberals here should take a bath and get a haircut if they want to march lockstep with one of the last bastions of totalitarian communism. Longhair liberals pushing for communism just can't anticipate what losing freedom means. State mandated hygiene doesn't sound reasonable to me. But I can see a future where incrementally we get there. No butter on yer popcorn. No sugar on yer Cheerios. No meat. A rotten potato (potatoe). Get on an inner tube and paddle to Havana.
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posted on
01/12/2005 1:45:14 AM PST
by
carumba
To: Salamander
Did I forget to mention that the effect is reversed in beautiful redheads and brunettes?
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posted on
01/12/2005 1:46:25 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Sum Ergo Flatulo)
To: Salamander
So I guess this means my brains are resting on my a**.
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posted on
01/12/2005 1:47:39 AM PST
by
codyjacksmom
(Proud, new 1st time grandma as of 11/07/04....now it's payback time!)
To: Stoat
energy that could go to brain cells instead is wasted on hair
That explains OBL and the rest of the islamist brain beard trust.
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posted on
01/12/2005 1:49:18 AM PST
by
jaykay
To: shibumi
Did I forget to mention that the effect is reversed in beautiful redheads and brunettes?Raquel Welch: No Obvious Nutritional Deficiencies
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posted on
01/12/2005 1:53:08 AM PST
by
Stoat
To: carumba
"State mandated hygiene doesn't sound reasonable to me. But I can see a future where incrementally we get there. No butter on yer popcorn. No sugar on yer Cheerios. No meat"
I recommend the movie "Demolition Man" W/Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes.
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posted on
01/12/2005 1:58:55 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Sum Ergo Flatulo)
To: shibumi
Yes and you also neglected to translate it into *Latin* for me....;))
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posted on
01/12/2005 2:51:59 AM PST
by
Salamander
(You can never have too much cowbell!)
To: codyjacksmom
Since that comment could be interpreted at least 2 ways, for your sake I'm *hoping* you have very long hair hair!....;))
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posted on
01/12/2005 2:54:33 AM PST
by
Salamander
(You can never have too much cowbell!)
To: Stoat
Another picture of health:
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posted on
01/12/2005 2:58:00 AM PST
by
Salamander
(You can never have too much cowbell!)
To: Salamander
The 5AM approximate translation would be something like:
"Abscindo rubellus retexo effectum."
(Apologies if my syntax or case is tired.)
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:03:25 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Sum Ergo Flatulo)
To: Stoat
Haven't had enough?
We've had enough.
To: shibumi
(Apologies if my syntax or case is tired.)
Oh ~yeah~ Shibumi....as if *I* would know the difference!...;))
[yer just too sweet for yer own good]
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:07:09 AM PST
by
Salamander
(You can never have too much cowbell!)
To: Stoat
This would seem to call for revision of the Communist
Internationale:
Arise, ye prisoners of starvation!
Arise, ye wretched of the earth!
To get a better mealtime ration,
We'll keep you shaved and bald from birth!
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:53:35 AM PST
by
T'wit
(I was so moved by Stephanie Tubbs Jones's call for honest voting, I demand recounts in blue states.)
To: Stoat
I don't like Keith Olbermann, but I have to admit he came up with a good one last night when he was reporting on this story:
Kim Jong-Il is putting the barber in barbarism.
To: Stoat
I guess this means that Kim Bad-Hair-Day Il Jong will be getting a buzz cut.
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posted on
01/12/2005 6:41:53 AM PST
by
elli1
To: Stoat
Somehow Kim Jung Il missed this one.
NK's leader for life must spend as much time back combing as he does planning which NK province to starve this month.
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posted on
01/12/2005 6:44:18 AM PST
by
zerosix
To: Salamander
"Since that comment could be interpreted at least 2 ways, for your sake I'm *hoping* you have very long hair hair!....;))"
You know, I just couldn't come up with a clear way to say that. I already changed "sitting" to "resting". And yes, I have very long hair. ROTFLMAO
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posted on
01/12/2005 11:42:45 AM PST
by
codyjacksmom
(Be nice! I'm blonde and will work for an explanation.)
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