Ah yes..."hair hurt."
Usually associated with wearing your hair up in a too-tight ponytail. I'm talking tight, as in, "there's no need to see the plastic surgeon 'cause my face is pulled WAAAAY back already" tight.
When you take your hair out after being in that condition all day, the sensation you get is "hair hurt," and son of a gun...your hair really does hurt!
This sensation can also be brought on by the hairpulling usually associated with a "girl fight."
Regards,