The evolution cultists are one more reason to avoid the Publik Skools. Other reasons include the abortion cultists, the gay cultists, the multi-cultural cultists, and many more.
Are you including the "gravity" cultists as well? They are both scientific theories. Lets ban the teaching of gravity as well or at least teach some harebrained idea as an alternative. --So the "kids" can decide--.
Ask some contemporary science professor moron at the local college if they think the "Big Bang" theory is an admission the universe is an immaculate conception.
I did this once at a MIRA lecture given by some pompous professor from MIT at the Q&A period after...
"Professor, is advocacy of the big bang theory by the scientific community an inadvertent admission the Universe is an Immaculate Conception?"