I'm not.
On the other hand my pen-name is one I've had in use for the last 42 years. This particular hornswaggler who inched his way up to the Caliphate and the founding of a dynasty is about the closest thing to a Jeffersonian the world would see in the period 6000BC to 1774AD.
He advanced Arabian interests simply by refusing to let Islams' ridiculous demands bother him.
I hear you...no prob.