[O.C. - Old Cracker]

Mama, if you're at all like me you don't want to waste time conversing with crud. The 'It' in question here is grade-A crud. My code name for this nitwit is 'Cousin It'.

Take the following short quiz to immunize yourself from future contact with Cousin It.

You're out for a walk and you spy some crud on the path ahead. What do you do?

A: Walk through It.
B: Step over It.
C: Go around It.

(Correct answer: C: Go around It.)

[Modernman]

The 'It' in question here is grade-A crud. My code name for this nitwit is 'Cousin It'.

My, but you're creative. Did you come up with that all on your lonesome, or did you have help?