[Conspiracy Guy]

Send them a nasty gram and they will leave you alone. Mine was like,

Dear Socialist Geezer Patrol,

I do not wish to support your crappy organization and would deeply appreciate you removing me from your mailing list. Do it now before I file harrassment charges.

Sincerely

My Name Here

[SheLion]

Send them a nasty gram and they will leave you alone. Mine was like,

Good idea! I copied your words for future use.