[armyavonlady]

I think I need psychiatric care. I'm trying to get into the holiday spirit but have a bad case of troops on the brain (out of sympathy for those so very far from home), so while I was driving in to the salt mines this morning, I had the military version of the 12 Days of Christmas running through my head.

Drill Sergeant gave to me...
Five MREs
Four claymore mines
Three ruck sacks
Two magazines
And a morning without PT

Anyone more creative than me care to take a stab at this?

[tomkow6]

"It was so hot during the summer that we'd turn on fans, get nekkid, drape wet towels over ourselves, and drop ice cubes on top of the towels to try to cool off."

 

Got any pitchers??????