[Eric in the Ozarks]

I went to a Unitarian funeral once. I was never sure who died, who the minister was or when the service was over.

[Chad Fairbanks]

A Unitarian knocked on my door once, but couldn't tell me why he was there...

[tessalu]

I went to a Unitarian funeral, too, and there was no one there that was dead, it only looked like it, and there was a woman in a casket but the Lady Universalist pastor said she was looking down from the balconies of heaven, so surely she had not died. Genesis 3:4 "4": And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die.

[truthchaser]

Hear about the Unitarian funeral? All dressed up and nowhere to go ;-)

[brooklyn dave]

Never been to a UU service (might try it if I'm feeling really freaky)but I do know they basically started out as Deists with the outer veneer of mainstream Protestantim. A few UU groups have taken in Wiccans under their umbrella. I wonder why folks just don't start the the First Church of Eros?

[Petronski]

Did you hear about the hate crime at the Unitarian Church? Out on the front lawn they found a burning question mark.