[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

The WHO wrote a song about this....Boris The Spider.


Boris doesn't survive.

[Vor Lady]

Didn't we get this story already; earlier in the year?

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Hey Sheik!

[Syntyr]

M1A1 = Giant Can of RAID!

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Liberalism = Mental Disorder
Islamofasicts = Mental Hallucinations

[AnAmericanMother]

Hoowweeeee!

Sounds like the Sheik has a real killer case of the D.T.s.

Just can't handle his liquor, I guess.

[Jokelahoma]

That's okay, we sent in Godzilla, Mothra, Gamera, Frankenstein, the Wolfman, Michael Myers, Freddy Kreuger, and.. uh.. some other baaad dudes! Oh, and worst of all for the terrorists, we sent in one of the scariest sights they'll ever lay eyes on... a pissed off U.S. Marine Corps.

[newsgatherer]

Giant spiders,... well when you are taling to a people who are dumb enough to blow themselves up to keep from being free, why wouldn't they believe they would believe this sheik?

[kevkrom]

and I too, in one of the Friday sermons, held up a spider, with all its magnitude, in front of the satellite channels and in front of the world. This spider also had thin black hair. If this hair touches the human body, within a short period of time the body becomes black or blue, and then there is an explosion in the blood cells in the human body - and the person dies

And yet, the speaker seems remarkably talkative for a dead man...

[paulcissa]

I see these spiders are in great abundance....A great source of natural protien. And it tastes like chicken!

[Wiz]

I have somewhere in my memory terrorists referring poison as spiders.

[Trippin]

Funky Mushroom alert!

[1rudeboy]

FALL BACK!

[paulcissa]

FYI: http://www.camel-spiders.net/

[loborojo]

I remember back to shortly after 9/11 when a western journalist asked a group of what appeared to be Afghani or Pakistani young teens if they were aware of the past existence of dinosaurs. They replied that dinosaurs were indeed real, created by Christians to devour Muslims.

[Allegra]

There was a rather large camel spider in my room the other night.

He has been vanquished and given the proper flush burial.

He must have gotten lost on the way to Fallujah. He was 25-30 miles away from there when he made his appearance scurrying across my floor.

[Gwaihir]

"If this hair touches the human body, within a short period of time the body becomes black or blue, and then there is an explosion in the blood cells in the human body - and the person dies"

All spider nonsense aside, this sounds like the description of the effects of anthrax and certain other bio agents. If the terrorists had any such agents, they could always brush off their use by attributing the victems to "Allah's spiders". The explanation wouldn't wash over here, except maybe in parts of Florida, but in Iraq it might sell.

[Popman]

O.K. Let's assume their moon god of death sent spiders the size of chairs to Fallujah.

Did they defeat the infidels from great Satan?

Did the phantom white-robed knights on white horses turn the battle for the terrorist?

Pure propaganda for the masses of ignorant Moslem's that still have a 7th century calendar on their tent wall

[3Lean]

"I too, in one of the Friday sermons, held up a spider, with all its magnitude, in front of the satellite channels and in front of the world. This spider also had thin black hair. If this hair touches the human body, within a short period of time the body becomes black or blue, and then there is an explosion in the blood cells in the human body - and the person dies."

See this spider I'm holding here in my hand, anyone who touches it will die...

You have to love it when a person contradicts themself in the same paragraph.

[marmar]

The drugs he is smokin must have been real good this time around..... Giant Spiders.........OH MY!!!!!!!!!!

[darkwing104]

Wow...this guy must got a hold of some good drugs.