LOL Flying DonkeyCarts.
I read with baited breath on the description of "Lap Children" but they were just talking about kids. :(
Word to the wise, It's AMERICA WORST, fly to phoenix and sit on a boiling hot tarmac without air conditioning for 90 minutes. Done that! After I rushed to my terminal, which they had switched to the other side of the building and didn't tell anyone. So I rushed back to where I came from do board in HELL. Ol' SplitHoof was there handing out peanuts, pouring out only half a can of Coke laughing his balls off.
Almost as good as Continental abandoning my wife and her friend in CA on a buddy pass and telling them they were screwed. And we're giving government money to keep these guys afloat. F! Please, you and I get out of line and the Fed crawls up our cans and we're sleeping with Bubba the rapist and he's getting discount rates. Oh Brother >:?
Their airplanes have seen better days indeed.