So this blonde police officer pulls over another blonde for speeding and asks her for her drivers license.
The blonde driver begins searching in her purse to no avail, after a few minutes she looks up at the officer ans asks what it looks like. the officer says " It's about "so" big and has your picture on it."
She looks a little longer, finds her compact, opens it up see's her image and says "here it is" handing it to the officer.
The blonde officer takes it from her looks at it, sees her reflection and says "Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize you were a police officer, you can go."
LOL!!
Perhaps I shall send along my coffee recipe??
Not bad.
Okay, here is one:ARAB TV GUIDE
SUNDAY:
8:00 - My 33 Sons
8:30 - Osama Knows Best
9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
10:00 - The Kuwaiti Hillbillies
MONDAY:
8:00 - Husseinfeld
9:00 - Mad About Everything
9:30 - Monday Night Stoning
10:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money
10:30 - Allah McBeal
TUESDAY:
8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - The Price Is Right If Osama Says It's Right
9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Slayer
WEDNESDAY:
8:00 - Beat the Press
8:30 - When Kurds Attack
9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 - Veilwatch
THURSDAY:
8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 - Married With 139 Children
10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News
FRIDAY:
8:00 - Judge Saddam
8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
9:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:30 - Cave and Garden Television
10:00 - No-Witness News
SATURDAY:
8:00 - Spongebob Squareturban
8:30 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
9:00 - Teletalibans
10:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You?
11.00 - I Love Suha