"Republican Baby"
"Soldier under Duress"
Christmas cards and letters for our Troops in Iraq and Afghanistan
Care packages and Thank-you Notes for our Troops in Afghanistan
Christmas for our Troops in Kirkuk
WRITE A THANK YOU NOTE TO A SOLDIER IN IRAQ THIS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND
Ping.
Try jokes.com
Jokes: Anything to do with the Kerry Campaign - all the "caption this photo" threads here about Kerry.
Send them the organizational chart of the Kerry/Edwards 04 campaign--there's at least 50 jokes right there.
have you pinged tomkow?
Check out "strangecosmos.com"
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!
I saw this blond girl in the grocery standing for 50 minutes staring at a half gallon of orange juice. I walked up to her and asked what she was doing. She replied the container said "concentrate".
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount
item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at
an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand
into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine",said Kathy
Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for
the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat
(Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
What's invisible and smells like bananas?
Monkey burps.
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."
Just sent you one about the frantic left-wingers heading for Canada.
A: New Jersey got 1st pick.
A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a
bath.
"Mama. Are these my brains?"
Mama answered, "Not yet."
Play the Today Show feed the day after the election; there were more than 50 jokes and Cady's performance art (where she looked like she was passing a large pine cone) was priceless.
I can't ever remember jokes, but there are a lot of great jokes over on the "Backwoods Home" website under the humor section of the home page, good clean jokes.
Q: What do you call Senator Kerry -- after he finds out Araf's widow is worth $billions?
A: 'Eligible.'
:)