Close, but not quite there..it should be Howard Stern...thnk about it..it's brilliant..solves all of CBS's problems in a flash..and the "king of all media" will get ratings..
Not to mention weekly multi million dollar fines. I can just picture Howard as a newsanchor
"Good evening. This is the CBS Evening News with Howard Stern. Tonight. President Bush, yeah that dumbass, promoted Condelezza Rice to Secratary of State. Shes not married. Wonder if shes a Lesbian like Hillary? Boy that would be hot to watch."
Stroke of genius! I can see him now, interviewing Helen Thomas. 'Show me your . . . ' (Never mind.)