Posted on 11/22/2004 5:34:34 PM PST by writer33
you know you are a champ! ;^)
'For a true master, read here.'
That was hysterical. Scary, but hysterical.
All this love talk is making me sick :o)
We believe that a woman’s right to choose is what matters most. We believe a fetus is just tissue. We are the party that claims to be for the working man while raising their taxes. We are the people that advocates for the poor, offering them money instead of solutions, and cleansing our guilty consciences when we go home to our mansions on Nantucket, Beacon Hill, and Hollywood. We are the men and women that offer you an unemployment check rather than offering a job. We believe in keeping America divided, but lecture conservatives on unity. Our finest men and women are CEO’s, editors, and reporters at the New York Times, Simon & Schuster, Random House, and Disney. Our press operates under the First Amendment, promotes the fondest of our ideals, and claims to be objective. Our best and brightest are Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, and Peter Jennings. Conservatives need not apply. We hate the New Media and Free Republic most of all.
We must label men like Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh as ignorant bigots, because they represent the majority belief in America. We know they threaten our socialistic way of life, our blue states, and our united goal in one, powerful controlling and meddling federal government. We must cast aspersions at women like Ann Coulter, labeling them as angry white women, knowing we have become the party of hate, lies and deception. We are represented by Teresa Heinz Kerry, Barbara Streisand, Whoopi Goldberg, and Howard Dean.
Even though Sean Hannity grew up in Franklin Square, Long Island—working in construction and as a contractor—we must paint him as an elitist, rich snob. Even though Sean wrote two books, we must portray him as a lying, illiterate boob. And even though the Sean Hannity Show is broadcast on nearly 400 stations we must make Americans think he’s a loud mouthed, uneducated, intolerant conservative. We will say whatever it takes to keep men and women, blacks and whites, Protestants and Catholics, homosexuals and heterosexuals, and Republicans and Democrats, divided at all costs—our power, our party, and our existence is contingent upon it.
We claim to love America, but hate it when the economy soars and our U.S. Armed Forces prevail in battle. We support our troops, but find fault in them at every turn, and vote against funding them in war time. We have lost our power in the U.S. House of Representatives, The U.S. Senate, and the U.S. Presidency. We are a National Party No More, as that bigoted Senator Zel Miller indicated in his book. We are now threatened by losing our stranglehold on the U.S. Supreme Court. We have had an iron grip on education for forty years, the grip that is slowly slipping on colleges and universities everywhere, as these nefarious conservative organizations continue to grow.
We are struggling for an identity we lost on November 2, 2004, and will do anything to get it back. We championed our greatest President, Bill Clinton, and a fine example of our value system, while opening his new museum. We know we’ll have to try and oust God-loving conservatives in 2006, repeating God as many times as it takes to get elected. We believe we’re righteous, indignant, and have a mission to change the world through peace, tolerance, and political correctness.
We hate President George W. Bush with an unmatched visceral anger. We will do our best to impeach him, no matter what the cost. The very thought of compassionate conservatives makes us nauseous. Never forget that we love you, want to protect you, and keep your children from harm by micromanaging every aspect of your life. We will say whatever it takes to discredit Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. We have no other options left, and in the greatest of our ideals, we are imploding.
That’s why Sean Hannity is an ignorant bigot.
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If this isn't a clear picture of the hypocrisy of the Rats, I don't know what is.
"LOL! Well put. That is exactly why Sean Hannity is an ignorant bigot. ...and Rush Limbaugh is an ignorant boob. ...and Dan Rather is a brilliant, respectable and honest journalism professional. ...above reproach. ...at least his meaning is. ...we think."
You've earned an A+ tonight for superior reading comprehension skills. Besides, I love the screen name.
Chris
"I'm just smiling at some of the comments. This is an amazing piece of work. Pat yourself on the back for me."
Thank you, JA. I appreciate it more than you know, lady. You're an amazing FReeper.
Chris
YOu're link broke, bentfeather.
"you are a professional. you can handle it!"
If you could only see me sucking my thumb, seated next to my computer in the fetal position. :)
Chris
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LoL!~ ya
"That's about the understatement of the day.LOLOL"
You get an A+ for reading comprehension skills. Congratulations, South Texas.
Chris
"Yes, you did! And when I actually read the article I felt so silly not to have seen it! Thaaannks a lot!;^)"
Thank you. I appreciate it more than you know.
Thank you, Conservomax. You get an A+ for reading comprehension skills this evening.
Chris
"Hehehe, from reading some of the posts, you are under suspicion as a Deep Plant from Disgusting Underpants!)"
:) Thank you so much, Kitty. I appreciate it so much, lady.
"Hey, I just calls 'em like I sees 'em."
:)
Congratulations, Dubya. YOu get an A+ for reading comprehension this evening.
Chris
Consider yourself on the list, Sandy.
"All the best."
Same to you, LBT.
"Have you always been this controversial? ;)"
I guess so. I just figure you smart FReepers can figureit out before zotting.
Chris
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