"dear orange lobster: you sound like a liberal...no personal responsibility...please retire to demo dummies underground.org
be gone! Troll...
The Capt."
dear captain mike:
I received your letter of 11/22 concerning my propensities. yes, you have found me out. I use my cellphone liberally and when someone phones me it rings. I also pass wind in a loud, liberal manner, oftentimes in a crowded elevator or train. Perhaps with the help of pioneering judges like judge almia I will mend my ways. Big and intrusive government convicting and imprisoning cellphone users is a first step in this direction.
orangelobster