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Bumper Stickers for a Red State Nation
CHRONWATCH.COM ^ | NOVEMBER 20, 2004 | KEITH BARTON

Posted on 11/19/2004 9:42:21 PM PST by CHARLITE

Bumper Stickers for a Red-State Nation

Bush: Selected and Elected!

I'm a Republican. I feel your pain!

Kerry and Edwards: Hair today. Gone tomorrow.

What happened? He had a PLAN.

De Plan, Boss! De Plan!

America won, you lost!

Visualize: 60 million Bush fans.

"There is NO Bush in the White House." -Iraqi Information Minister

Liberals lost--but at least they'll be SAFER.

If you're seeing RED, you must be feeling BLUE.

John Kerry is STILL in Vietnam!

Lurch lost. You can move on now.

Howard Dean: He could have been a contender!

Blue state. Blue dress stain. Blue all over.

I'm commanded to love appeaseniks, but I didn't have to vote for one.

Last man out of a blue state, please turn off the lights.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: appeaseniks; bluestate; bumperstickers; bushvictory; gone; howarddean; lurchgone; redstate; won
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1 posted on 11/19/2004 9:42:21 PM PST by CHARLITE
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To: CHARLITE

wooohooooo!


3 posted on 11/19/2004 9:46:01 PM PST by timestax
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To: mollynme

Your next round of bumper stickers?


4 posted on 11/19/2004 9:46:13 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC (The heart of the wise man inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. - Eccl. 10:2)
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To: CHARLITE

These are great!
Thanks Charlite.


6 posted on 11/19/2004 9:54:28 PM PST by MeekMom (When are the Hollyweirds moving to Canada/France?)
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To: CHARLITE
Visualize: 60 million Bush fans.

With all due respect to Elvis Presley, my bumper sticker would say "60 Million Bush Fans Can't Be Wrong"

7 posted on 11/19/2004 9:56:26 PM PST by Clemenza (Gabba Gabba Hey!)
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To: CHARLITE
Only UNamericans put the UN before America!
8 posted on 11/19/2004 9:57:53 PM PST by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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To: ZellsBells
Howard Dean: He could have been a contender!

They missed on this one. It should read...

Howard Dean: He could have been a contender too!

9 posted on 11/19/2004 9:58:40 PM PST by BJungNan (Stop Spam - Do NOT buy from junk email.)
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To: CHARLITE
YOU CAN MOVE ON NOW
HAHAHAHAHAH! Love it.
10 posted on 11/19/2004 10:04:21 PM PST by Arkinsaw
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To: CHARLITE
"Lets paint the whole country red"

I'd like to see the county maps for NY and California showing all of those red countys with the quip: "Blue states?"

11 posted on 11/19/2004 10:04:36 PM PST by 1-Eagle (.....knows he is just a jar of clay, serving the Lord with gladness everyday.)
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To: CHARLITE

Bush Brought It ON


13 posted on 11/19/2004 10:32:31 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: CHARLITE
Hey Lib You Blue it again what makes you think you can Secede now... Loser
14 posted on 11/19/2004 10:38:00 PM PST by tophat9000 (We didn’t rise they sunk look at the blue, water filled, sink holes map (Mike Moore Fatass divots ?)
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To: CHARLITE
I liked 'em all, but you left off my all time favorite from the '04 campaign.

John F'ing Kerry
NO F'ing WAY

RileyD, nwJ

15 posted on 11/19/2004 11:41:31 PM PST by RileyD, nwJ ("Only the humble are sane." anon)
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To: CHARLITE
I'm a Republican. I feel your pain!

How about a slight revision:

I'm a Republican. I feel your pain, I just don't care about it.

16 posted on 11/19/2004 11:58:41 PM PST by Defiant (Democrats: Don't go away mad, just go away.)
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To: Defiant

No more "Compassionate Conservative", eh? LOL


17 posted on 11/20/2004 4:30:01 AM PST by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

18 posted on 11/20/2004 4:58:17 AM PST by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: CHARLITE
My favorite one was posted by someone else....I'd love to find the link.

It looked like the Kerry Edwards bumper sticker...but underneath it said : Rejected not elected.

19 posted on 11/20/2004 5:54:40 AM PST by Katya (Homo Nosce Te Ipsum)
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To: CHARLITE

How's 'bout: " Bad liberal, don't be angry! "


20 posted on 11/20/2004 6:01:21 AM PST by CAfraudPI
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