[EmilyGeiger]

LOL your MIL sounds like my husband's stepmom. :) Everything she cooks is microwave friendly or prewrapped. My mom was a home ec teacher in her early teaching days, so it was like going from a fine restaurant to a McDonald's. Needless to say my husband opts for me to do the cooking or going to my mom's for dinner,

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

Microwave, did you save microwave. My MIL thinks that it doubles as a refrigerator. I can't count how many time we have opened her microwave to find chicken from the night before. My husband finally had to tell her that if he found perishable food in her microwave again, he was going to take the microwave oven away from her.

Me, I want to donate her body to science. I think that she has high quantities of botulism and ptomaine antibodies in her blood stream.