Should Canada indict Bush? (Moronic Kanuckistani Hurl Alert!)

Toronto Star ^ | Nov. 16, 2004 | Thomas Walkom

[GoLightly]

We tried that back in 1812. I don't think we wanna do it again, cuz the deal would come with too darn many Canadian-Americans.

[Ciexyz]

I thought I was reading the Guardian for a minute.

[skimbell]

And, at Bush's insistence, the new international criminal court has no jurisdiction over any American. That is one of the primary reasons that Bush is the president.

[joesnuffy]

Kick all snowbird Frostbacks out of CONUS and seize their beach front Ft. Lauderdale property

ASAP

[muawiyah]

Oh, my!

We could as readily ask if it would be better for Presidential safety if we carpet bombed the Southernmost 30 miles of Canada before "W"'s visit.

Would that be wrong?

Probably not! In fact, it would be even better if we could convince all the Liberals and their friends to MOVE UP THERE before the bombing commenced.

[demlosers]

Yes, go ahead and do it. Aught to be fun laughing at you.

[GoLightly]

Aren't they still part of the Commonwealth? Might be kinda interesting to see the Queen call out her troops.

[DM1]

this is rich
who wrote this one? Leno? Letterman? hahahahahhaaaa what a hoot

[TheGunny]

I prefer the headline..."Should America declare war on Canukistan?"

[EdReform]

BTTT

[eagle11]

That's why this sounds like a DNC memo.

[GOP_1900AD]

Visions of a Southpark episode, or perhaps, Commodore Perry Redux? As for the rational Canadians, come join us. Statehood for the interior West of Canada ....

[G.Mason]

Interesting take.

Sounds good to me, but will Great Briton be able to take all the Canadian survivors?

America could surely use some more land.

The United States of North America. (Canada annexed 2005)

[Corporate Law]

Wasn't Chretien somewhat involved in Oil for Food through his holdings in Elf? Arrest him whenever he has a stopover here.

[Polyxene]

I'm just waiting for the day that Canada, France, Germany, et al., are attacked by the islamofascists and have their own 9/11. Then, we'll see how fast they come crying to US to protect them and/or help them! I hope President Bush tells them to _________________________. (fill in the blank!)

[laotzu]

"...only if you're entirely certain that your own domestic commies aren't now spewing similar crap."

I'm certain they do.

I will continue to bash them, Canada, and any other insulting swine that delight in crossing my path, or my honor.

[lormand]

If you go German, take heart in drinking beer made in Bavaria, which is the equivalent of drinking beer from a Red State here in America.

My particular favorite is Hefeweizen, which explicitly Bavarian by origin.

Shiner sucks, IMO...just amber colored barley water. Shiner even sells something called hefeweizen, but it is a Hefeweizen In Name Only (HINO) :)

[WifeMotherDaughterSister]

I'm friends with several Canadians who are just good people.

Does anyone else wonder if these *insert lots of bad sailor words* newspapers are only doing this to draw attention to themselves. Are they in a readership slump? They make these entirely impotent musings, calling them interesting questions and all it really is is a (forgive me) international circle jerk.
I would like to see them arrest W for war crimes. We would take more than their prime farming soil from them.

I don't think their medical system could handle the overload.

[Ashamed Canadian]

I'm thinking of changing my screen name from "Ashamed Canadian" to "Embarrassed Canadian". Holy cow, where do we get these loonies from?

[Grey Rabbit]

Americans for a Greater North.
Invade Canada.