[HiTech RedNeck]

We have a very low crime rate in our community. If I actually heard someone outside my door yelling police I'd just wonder who wanted to borrow what now?

And so you duck. What if you did not know the police well, or did not know they knew you well?

[CWOJackson]

Duck? Hardly, I answered his tortured hypothetical with reality. The reality is the police do know me, I do know them. I live in that real world, not a pretend world.

[flashbunny]

Selected events from CWOJackson's school years:

Geography test:
Question: What is the capital of Iowa?
CWOJackson: I've never been to Iowa, so why should I have to know what the capital is?

History Test:
Question: Where did the wright brothers first fly their plane?
CWOJackson: I've never flown on a plane. I don't have to answer that question.

Math Test:
Question: You have 5 apples. You sell 3 of them for 5 cents each. You sell the remaining apples for 4 cents each. How much money do you have?
CWOJackson: I don't like apples.

Afterwards, there is a discussion:

Teacher: CWOJackson, you failed all the tests.
CWOJackson: What? I answered every question!?!?!?
Teacher: Well, you gave an answer, but they didn't have anything to do with the question being asked.
CWOJackson: Losertarian!!!!