Blue States Buzz Over Secession

The Washington TImes ^ | November 9 , 2004 | Joseph Curl

[ApesForEvolution]

Badge of honor...Jesuslander.

[Johnny Crab]

And red states got the oil & gas AND ain't skeered to git it out the ground. We'll just have to up the price on those export-from-Red-to-Blue states pipelines.

Move already.

[norton]

Yeah, give them the non highway concrete parts!

[Still German Shepherd]

Thanks.

[Joe Miner]

If you look at the county map there actually are no blue states, just pockets that need occupying or should I say liberating?

[Mr. Silverback]

One thing's for sure, if the Blues secede, those of us in Jesusland ain't gonna fight a Civil War to keep them from going.

You're right, the Civil War would be when people like me (a red state man in a red county in one of the deepest blue states--Illinois) said, "Hey wait just a minute, we ain't going with you. If Chicago wants to secede, she can become part of Wisconsin and get gone, but we aren't becoming Canadians." And then, if necessary, we pick up rifles to enforce our wishes.

[AZLiberty]

I am kinda wondering if the blue states could kick them all out? Is there anything in the consitution that covers that?

Is this called "coloric cleansing"?

[Still German Shepherd]

NO. Wisconsin has too many beautiful lakes and woods to go to the blues.

[GaryL]

I'd follow Zell over any hill!!

[Luis Gonzalez]

There are very few blue States.

There are blue counties, but very few all blue States.

There are however, lots of all-red States.

[infidel29]

I still prefer my names for the new countries, Effi-stonia (NE), America including WI, MI, Iowa, Ill, and PA, The blue staters can move out. And finally "Prance" CA, OR, and WA. Go, please just go already. Imagine what our unemployment rate would drop to? 2.0%? 1.5% Imagine the GNP of America then since all the manufacturing and agriculture is here. Then when "the big one hits" and California falls into the ocean we can watch them drown. Maybe toss them bread crumbs like they were ducks...When the NE gets hit by the next terror attack because their defense budget will be $200.00 for paper to make spit-balls, we can sit back and watch it on tv and say "ouch... that`s gonna leave a mark..." When Canada collectively dies while waiting in line for health care we can go up and salvage for spare resources. Wide open spaces, clean fresh air with no pretentious SUVs from the elitists, our children will grow up healthy and strong with good morals and work ethics. Wow, I just sold myself, when do they move?

[Mr. Silverback]

Wisconsin was stolen...but unless we red county Illinoisans could join Jesusland and give you Cheeseheads a link, you'd be an island in the middle of 100 million canucks.

[ApesForEvolution]

Red state Liberals, like Tommy Dasshole, live in D.C. and NYC, don't they? They only visit the hicks in fly-over country during campaigns, right?

[weshess]

Screw that they have to leave, not secede. My ancestors didn't fight in the Revolutionary War to give up our land to a bunch of whiney a$$ babies.

[TheForceOfOne]

Those living in Liberal (BLUE) counties are free to go but the soil can be turned and replanted with a fresh (RED)harvest.

[Army Air Corps]

Do you still make the Idiots of the Week montage? If so, when is the next installment.

[NCC-1701]

Did this map originate on Jabba the Moore's website? If not, where did it originate?

If the "blues" want out, f*%k that. Make them stay and deal with another four years of W. I can't recall ANY of us wanting out during the eight long years of darkness preceeding W's first term. Deal with it losers. We are in control so you'd better watch your step. You are going NOWHERE.

[GaryL]

Yeah...I like that better!!

[ApesForEvolution]

No problem FRiend...

[Army Air Corps]

I meant to write "Idiot of the Week Caption-o-rama."