[SmithL]

Uh-oh. Now the Kofi-klatch will become involved in this quagmire.

[boofus]

I think we should protest the French for committing war crimes on those innocent Ivory Coasters with their helicopter gunships and tanks.

[Mr. Keys]

Has france surrendered yet?

[OhMike]

The French should ask themselves, "Pourquoi ils nous détestent?"

[bitt]

hey, France...wanna buy some wood?

[demsux]

Do we have troops there? Pull them out.

[VaBthang4]

Wrong War, Wrong Place, Wrong Time!!!

It's a friggin quagmire! French boys are coming home in flag draped coffins!!!!

[claudiustg]

---The government took a defiant tone toward France. Ivory Coast will ask the U.N. Security Council for action against France, presidential spokesman Desire Tagro told The Associated Press.---

The French actions are not passing the global test!

[stopillegalimmigration]

What comes around, goes around.

[SunkenCiv]

In Iraq, the US has built police forces and armed forces from the local population to replace the old, corrupt, pro-Saddam, pro-Sunni mobsters which used to constitute both. In the Ivory Coast, the French bombed the air force of the legitimate government.

Apropos of nothing... it's time to withdraw US troops from the former Yugoslavia and from Germany.

[chainsaw]

Don't get us involved. Iran says we can't afford it.

I wonder what kind of coalition France is going to get prior to invading.

[Death and Taxes]

ROFL

Chirac is just doing it for the oil. They should have waited for the UN sanctions to work. Violence never solved anything. It is Bush's fault. etc...

Anyone know the lyrics to Kumbaya??

[Dallas59]

Contact Moveon.org here:

http://www.moveon.org/press/

[SauronOfMordor]

Unmentioned is the fact that France is taking the side of the Muslim norther rebels against the non-Muslim government of the Ivory coast that the Muslims are trying to conquer

[truthkeeper]

France has a military?

[Rokke]

Hey France...you just wait right there and we'll come help you out.

BWAHAHHAHHAHAAA

[BlackElk]

I would bet that the Ivory Coast would be a far better future ally than old, dead EuroFrance, and more consistent with Western Civilization (other than Chartres and French cuisine which are France's only excuses for existence) and American values as well. I bet abortion mills are harder to find in Ivory Coast than in any French city.

Memo to State Department: Ask Ivory Coast for a few battalions for the Iraq War and discuss what our nations can do to France.

[Henchman]

UhoooH! They broke out the super weapons. The French are terrified of machetes!

[Henchman]

Africa says "No SOAP". Germany reactivates Afrika Korps to join the French. EU attacks Ivory and will expand to regain colonies in Tide, Shout and other washed out areas. UN demands BRIBES!

[sully777]

Machetes have killed tens of millions in Rwanda, Berundi, Liberia, Ivory Coast, Zaire, and other places. The international machete manufacturers are in collusion with our government and various South American sugar cane growers to profit from African civil war. Machetes are a symbol of big arms (and legs) dealers that the world cannot turn a blinded eye to anymore.

Children will not be safe until all assault machetes are banned.
We cannot let one more day go by when one more child suffers.
We must rid the world of assault machetes.

Will you please help us? Please contact MAIM
Mothers Against International Machetes --Evisceration NO MORE!

[ml1954]

Machete-waving mobs loot and attack French targets

Should read: Machete-waving Freedom Fighter mobs loot and attack Imperialist Colonial French targets