[TeleStraightShooter]

I think we should encourage Michael Moore to help out in the war effort.

We could strap him onto a pallet and parachute it out the back of a C-130 into the middle of Fallujah

Of course we would not leave him to the local Sunni's & al-Qaeda of Iraq just so they could produce a video with/of him;
We could have a AC-130 airship fly air cover.

When the Marines got to him they could "rescue" him.

[AFPhys]

I think your Moore idea just about qualifies as a 500pound bomb ... new type, though ... a "slime bomb"