If your wife could trade in that mini-Cooper for a Hummer, we could mount a 30mm Avenger from an A-10 in it.
I'm working on it. I can afford the H2 but not! the H1. Then on the fambly (sic) side Karen really likes the Mini. It goes like a bat-out-of-hell and she has a lead foot. She'd roll the H in a heartbeat. It'd mess up the munitions real fast; if you know what I mean.