I am getting into this.
I once bit a New Orleans cop at Mardi Gras. I caused a scene in that movie with Richard Gere, the one where he wanted to be a naval aviator. At the end as he was carrying the girl out of the factory and that great song, Lift us Up Where We Belong, was playing, it was so romantic. I leaned over and told my girlfriend that Richard Geere was gay. She stood up and started screaming at me, what a terrible person I was to ruin a perfectly good romantic movie. They almost called the cops.
Richard Gay (er, Gere) isn't gay.
However, his hamster isn't very happy either.