Bush Win Would Mean Dark Times

The Boston Channel ^ | October 29, 2004 | Helen Thomas

[Richard Axtell]

The only darkness this old hag knows is that cobwebbed, dusty and mouldering cavern between her own ears. She is a ridiculous cartoon liberal without sense enough to retire and remove herself from public ridicule.

[No Longer Free State]

Damnit, man, either ditch the photo or give a guy a warning!!!! My sexual performance may have been affected in severely detrimental ways by viewing that witch!!! If I were a dimocrat, I'd be hiring John Edwards to sue you Wednesday (when he finds out he needs a new hobby).

[tiki]

Let's call the ACLU or John Edwards and see if we can sue. This was a conspiracy to irrepairably damage our pysches. I, for one don't think I'll be able to function for days to come after this emotional trauma.

[M Kehoe]

Poor thing. So much senility and hatred bottled up in one little troll bundle.

It must really suck being you, Helen. Poor thing.

5.56mm

[boop]

Absolutely brilliant parody! It's funny because it's true!

[rwilson99]

For all of your railing against South Park and potty mouths everywhere. Can't you put that pic somewhere else.

[Uncle Vlad]

If reelected, Bush -- who has injected religion into public affairs more than any president has in modern times -- is expected to continue his messianic mission in the White House. He will blur even more the separation of church and state.

I'll tell you what--one of the many reasons I prefer this administration to the previous administration is that now when people are on their knees in the Oval Office, they're praying.

[Uncle Vlad]

Reminds me of the immortal Rodney Dangerfield line from Caddyshack:

"Oooh, last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

[moonman]

That old bar rag never seen the 'radical right'.

[DaBroasta]

Oh no the Penquin has escaped. Quick send out the Bat signal!

[Smedley]

NOOOOOOoooooooo........my eyesssssssssssssssssss

This is important. Apply cold compresses to your eyes for the next hour and if the burning doesn't abate, dig your eyes from your very skull with your fingers. It'll be painful in the short run, but save you much agony in the long run.

Seriously, someone needs to design some kind of special filter to eliminate that sort of hazard from the web

[kingattax]

LOL....thanks.....i cant look at one more pic of that creature.

[LibertarianInExile]

John Kerry's pole. And John Edwards is playing the backside backslap bongos.

[matchwood]

Now I know what the old adage means that says, "her face looks like it caught fire and someone beat it out with a chain."

[bd476]

Not only has she taken on the appearance of a reincarnation of Madeline Murray O'No Prayer in Schools but she's developed the lusty screech of a traitor: "The U.S. attack on Iraq is a clear violation of international law and has made us helpless to condemn others for similar acts."

[.cnI redruM]

The horror I say, The Horror!

[kingattax]

for helen........horror would be an improvement

[Lockbar]

Somebody needs to photoshop a couple of whiskey bottles onto the table behind her.

[.cnI redruM]

Women like Helen THomas are why some people still believe in witchcraft...