In the beginning was The Lie, and The Lie was with The Left, and The Lie was The Left.
And The Sheep heard The Lie, and saw that it was good, and rejoiced in The Lie, crying, "Behold those of The Left, who speak with strength and passion! They must surely be convinced of their righteousness!"
And The Sheep beheld The Right, and saw that they were silent, and shouted not, nor did they raise their voice to defend themselves. And The Sheep marveled, saying, "Behold The Right, who cannot defend their ignorant views! They must surely be wrong!"
And The Sheep believed every word from The Left, which was The Lie, for that is the way of The Sheep.