I'm glad I was able to bring you some joy! Now excuse me while I go back to my alternate 'quantum' universe, it's very small, isolated, and immeasurably lonely you know, lol.
"I don't have any problem buying foreign cars 'cause I'm sick and tired of supporting Leftist Democrat-endorsing unions that game Detroit automakers at every turn."
Word! I feel that it is my patriotic duty to NOT buy a car made by the corrupt special interests labor gangs.
"People often say, but what about those farm subsidies? That's counter to free trade.
'Simple. They are a countermeasure to European farm subsidies, which are among the worlds highest subsidies.
The goal is to get Europe to drop it's farm subsidies, and equalize the playing field. Until then, we have to equalize the playing field with subsidies, although ours are much lower than theirs. The Europeon subsidies will eventually bankrupt them'"
Why equalize the playing field? Let's drop our tax funded farm subsidies and let's let those Lefto-European tax payers pay for our food with their crazy subsidy system! It doesn't get better than that!