FIELD NOTES FROM A COPROPHAGE HUNTER...
Lots of animals use camouflage. Some, like predators and higher order prey use it in the stalk and escape of the basic primordial game. Other lower order invertebrates, like Kerry, use it only when they emerge from a host for a brief time for election and are especially vulnerable. Like the tape worm that he is, Kerry's use of camo comes at that critical time when he has emerged from the rectum of the body politic for the purpose of finding a wider range of hosts and, ultimately, breeding a larger population of his kind. Using the historic midwestern accretion of a borrowed shotgun and a camo parka, this mewling slug glues together his mask and mantle seeking to confuse and dissuade those who would terminate his life cycle at a critical moment.
What we need is a suitable predator...
aptly gross.
Kerry shooting the goose and not carrying it is just another "I actually voted for the $87 billion before I voted against it" ploy.
Except this time the dead carcass is in full view.