In a way, it's already happening and it's coming from the sKerry/drEdwards camp.
It's none other than Slick Willie hisself!
I've felt for months that there is no way that the Clintons are going to allow Kerry to win. They just have to save '08 for Hitlerly.
And now Slick is up from his near-death-experience to go on the trail with JFake.
He will undoubtedly draw amazing crowds to the rallies but he will truly be the center of attention!
People will remember the rallies as being the time they got to see their beloved Slick and "some other guy."
If they even remember what Slick said, dollars'l get you doughnuts that they won't hear a word Kerry has to say as the crowds well be abuzz amongst themselves about how good Slick looks and what a wonderful speech he made, etc. Kerry will be practically ignored (and rightly so).
That squeaking sound you hear is Slick slowly opening the scuttling valves on the SS Kerry.
* Zarqawi will be captured or killed
* Osama will still be dead
* Kerry's dishonorable discharge and pardon by Jimmeh will be disclosed