ZOT me all you want and sick the Viking Kitties on me, but I just got off the phone with my high level contacts in the Kerry campaign. If what they are telling me is true, and they haven't been wrong yet, the race will be Kerry's. You have no idea what they have on your guy, but it will blow this race wide open.
Finally some light at the end of the tunnel. I just wanted to let you know so that you right wingers can sit back and wait for judgement day. I can't wait to sit here and watch your reaction when this story breaks!!!!
Its COMING SOON!!!! Be AFRAID Freepers, be VERY AFRAID!!!!!
So... You're named after your daddy's favorite breakfast meal, aye.
This thread has been bookmarked for November 2nd.
Bring it on! And I think that the Bush campaign might just "loose the dogs of war," and get midievil on Kerry's ass!
Little things like a less than honorable discharge, that wasn't "updated" until the Carter administration...
Treason committed by treating with the enemy in Paris...
Conspiring to murder government officials...
Anything else?
Mark
Someone needs to tell the sKerry camp that the light at the end of their tunnel is the Bush/Chenney express enroute to a landslide victory in 2004.
I think his name should be AnusAnytime, as it more accurately describes his own promiscuous homosexual lifestyle
ALERT THE MEDIA!
Ah, darn. I voted early. I'll just have to live with that, regardless of what comes out.
If the Kerry campaign is telling you the truth, you should feel special, because you are the only one.
Is this Dan Rather's on-line persona?
They're announcing a new flavor for you!!!!!! Be excited! Be very excited!!!!!
And I would think that RUMORS of an extra-marital affair (made X42 a romantic hero, remember?) would score many Dim votes. An hint of an abortion RUMOR in his past would get the NOW gals in line. Ah, the good old days.... </sarcasm>
ru•mor n. a piece of trash, usually made out of "whole cloth," and slung at the nearest wall to see if it will stick.
Illus. of originator: 
You asked for it.....
Kerry is such a little man, he wears a wig. Beat that.
Hey LOSER ... 65% DON'T TRUST KERRY
JACKKNIFE JOHNNY
(Alice Cooper / Bernie Taupin / Dick Wagner)
From his army confessions of his military days
You still carry the RICE in your shell-shocked buttox
Dear Johnny have you lost your way
Or like democrats and liberals are you jaded and deranged
Institute lackies with hot bourbon breath
Botox needles Johnny form your face for the crowd
Dear Johnny do you feel your best
When you're spewing your lurid bile
Jackknife Johnny you're a FLIP FLOPPIN' flunkie
Tool of George Soros drawn to a socialist United Nations monkey
Jackknife Johnny them old vets gotta hate you
For bringing home that V.C. girl FONDA
Jackknife Johnny welcome to our world
From the tone deaf hearing of the draft board game
You were chasin' down rich girls for fotune and fame.
Dear Johnny your excuse was lame
All your friends sleep in boxes while you sipped champain
Jackknife Johnny you're a bad jungle monkey
Tool of a dagger's drawn world
Jackknife Johnny them old vets gotta hate you
For bringing home that V.C. girl FONDA
Jackknife Johnny welcome to our world
Jackknife Johnny you're a FLIP FLOPPIN' flunkie
Tool of a dagger's drawn world
Jackknife Johnny them old vets gotta hate you
For bringing home that V.C. girl FONDA
Jackknife Johnny welcome to our world
Jackknife Johnny you're a bad jungle monkey
Tool of a dagger's drawn world
Jackknife Johnny them old vets gotta hate you
For bringing home that V.C. girl FONDA
Jackknife Johnny
rewritten by DJ_NEWEARTH
Another Dan Rather "document"? Jack Daniels planted in the Oval Office by Chappaquiddic Teddy? A CBS expose'? The National Enquirer picture of President (I say President) Bush shaking hands with that space alien? A "bona fide" receipt from Dan Rather's special Bush file (from some sort
of sleazy place), more fake National Guard dead witnesses channeled from the great beyond by the prissy John Edwards? A picture of Bush biting the head off a puppy? shooting a goose? -
Your boy, Darting Tongue (his American Indian name, and by
virtue of my three Native American grandmothers I can say this) has been running for the past week looking like Elmer
Fudd and shooting helpless fowls; losing PETA votes to independent candidates right and left.
Listen up! I voted ONCE for the Democrat, Jimmy Carter, and
watched this country go down the old pottie fast! It was
double digit unemployment, double digit interest rates, double digit misery, double digit Ayatollah in Iran holding our hostages with Jimmy impotent to do much of anything,
waiting in gasoline lines, sitting through long fireside
chats where Jimmy told ME it was OUR fault for being in this
"malaise" that had mysteriously descended upon us during
his administration. . then a man named RONALDUS MAGNUS came
along and told me this is a CAN DO country, and that it was
nonsense that I was in a malaise, and I VOTED FOR HIM AND I HAVE NEVER LOOKED BACK . . . This liberal crap they've been
feeding you is bunk, negative malaise. Ditch it. Start
listening to Rush on radio. . about the first week you'll be aggravated with his "talent on loan from GAWD!" then
suddenly you'll get it !! and wonder how you ever fell for
such drivel as Kerry and Edwards are peddling. - Truth
hurts - - you saw it - - Edwards looked like Ned in the
First Reader in the debate with Cheney. Can you imagine
THAT primpy little prig as VP or President? Also, Bush won the last two debates, all 3 on substance. Some day, you'll
come back to FR and say, How did I stomach the negative,
class baiting Democrat Party for so long? unless you're
a hardhead malaiseman.
What's his October Surprise? Voter Fraud? Dead People voting? Sorry Anus, it isn't a surprise. Repubs are all over that.
I am vewy vewy sked - NOT!