The October Surprise? Mary Cheney is a lesbian!
Oh, and by the way, Kerry served in Vietnam.
ZOT me all you want and sick the Viking Kitties on me, but I just got off the phone with my high level contacts in the Kerry campaign. If what they are telling me is true, and they haven't been wrong yet, the race will be Kerry's. You have no idea what they have on your guy, but it will blow this race wide open.
Finally some light at the end of the tunnel. I just wanted to let you know so that you right wingers can sit back and wait for judgement day. I can't wait to sit here and watch your reaction when this story breaks!!!!
Its COMING SOON!!!! Be AFRAID Freepers, be VERY AFRAID!!!!!
Sorry. The copy editor in me had to have some fun.
Well, I hope not, but isn't it interesting that you cannot talk about it now? What does that say to you?
And how did your mud machine miss this "surpirse" in the run-up to 2000? Is it something that has happened since?
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.
Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
***Note: I didn't write this myself, but this seems very appropriate for this little troll, doesn't it?***
The October Surprise? Mary Cheney is a lesbian!
Oh, and by the way, Kerry served in Vietnam.
your name is only partially accurate - your momma tells me you are an Anus all day long, every day, since the moment you were squeezed out after the baby and substituted for it, you feculent placental homunculoid.
the only way Kerry can "have" this election is through the success of his massive vote-fraud effort.
Great name . I'm guessing that it the same for the Mid-Morning, Afternoon,Early Evening,Night Time,Mid-Night, and so on.
By the way Bub-Eye.
Yes, I'm sure that the reason they are going after Chenney for getting a flu shot right now is because they're just waiting for the right time to show this big surprise.
AnusInTheMorning??? Come on, tell the truth. It's more like you're an anus all day long isn't it?
"AnusInTheMorning"
Betcha this guy is homosexual -
"ZOT me all you want and sick the Viking Kitties on me"
Ah--a masochist. . .
Go John and the 14th.
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In short, I think it would be the proper thing to do to glue shut the AnusInTheMorning. It would certainly prevent further contamination. LOL.
Congressman Billybob
A desperate cry for physical contact. Maybe you should calm down and try to make friends with some human beings instead of fixating on your rear-end and the threads on DU.
An interesting post! Full of the vulgarity, foul language and stupidity reminiscent of all the 12 year old yahoo libbie board posters. Here's a conclusion you may not have considered. No one, and I do mean no one, believes a word the mainstream media reports. So, even if sKerry has something up his sleeve, and frankly I don't think he has anything between his ears let alone up his sleeve, how will it be reported? Mainstream media! And how will that affect the election? If it does at all, it will go against your candidate. Why? The campaign of hate presented by the left in this election year has disgusted the average voter. So, you could have the dead body of Saddam's sister with evidence taped to her rump that Bush had an affair with her and then cut her throat, and it simply. will. not. matter.
The left lost this election for the democrats. Maybe next election they'll learn.
I am sorry, but I think the campaign would have used something prior to advance voting.
You'd better have your unimpeachable sources lined up -- Dan Rather has high standards!
