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To: yarddog

It happened to me once.

I was driving to work and I suddenly blacked out. When I awoke I was in a strange room and surrounded by beings I couldn't identify. They wore all white and had strange masks on their heads.

Before I knew it one was placing a probe into my anal cavity while the others were prodding my chest with instruments.

I was then taken to another room and put through some type of scanning device. I was given some kind of drug and taken to a room where every hour they would come in and check my vital statistics as if they were monitoring their experiments.

I awoke the next day to find they carved into my left leg and ankle. I barely remember them giving me more mind altering drugs that was intended to render my memory useless.

OH WAIT...that was after a car accident I was in.


40 posted on 10/18/2004 10:28:41 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Kerry is a Nuanced Nuisance!)
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To: Fledermaus
Interesting as I too was once kidnapped by aliens.

It was while I was QB of the Green Bay Packers. Interestingly they chose to abduct me right after I had completed a 99 yard pass to win the Super Bowl.

I awoke to find myself surrounded by several hundred gorgeous blondes wearing bikini's. They were speaking an unknown language but I could sometimes make out words like "awsome" "handsome" "a real stud" "king" and a few other mildly complimentary terms.

After several years ruling the known universe, I happened to see a picture of Hillary Clinton. Suddenly everything went black and I found myself living in the Florida backwoods, slightly overweight with a little arthritis. No one knew about my previous life, they just treated me like an ordinary person.

Unlike all those other stories, I swear mine is true.

43 posted on 10/19/2004 6:13:29 AM PDT by yarddog
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