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Teresa Heinz Kerry Touts Secret Health Cures
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Posted on 10/16/2004 5:48:19 AM PDT by jamfull
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posted on
10/16/2004 5:48:19 AM PDT
by
jamfull
To: jamfull
She must have stock in Seagrams... LOL... she is definately under the influence of something...
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posted on
10/16/2004 5:50:24 AM PDT
by
tomnbeverly
(If John Kerry wins I guess I'll see ya in the Bread Lines)
To: jamfull
(hic) - I think I read this one already....... (hic, hic..) ...raisins soaked in gin, mmm, that's what she is up to.
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posted on
10/16/2004 5:50:48 AM PDT
by
tioga
To: jamfull
You had me going - I thought these were REALLY effective cures straight from Terry Kerry BUT - with her cool billion - she probably has the doctor on retainer and never SEES or cares about a bill that contains less than 5 figures.
To: tomnbeverly
I went the witch doctor to see what she would say.
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posted on
10/16/2004 5:53:54 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
To: tomnbeverly
Nothing less than Bombay Sapphire for the rich witch.
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posted on
10/16/2004 5:54:56 AM PDT
by
ArmedNReady
(George Bush has wood for the Democrats)
To: jamfull
Hey, I like Tah-ray-zah's national health care plan a lot more than Hillary's.
Leni
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posted on
10/16/2004 5:56:05 AM PDT
by
MinuteGal
To: jamfull
"Hey . . . you, come get her will ya'? She's been in the gin and raisins again!"
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posted on
10/16/2004 5:58:27 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: MinuteGal
I am confessing. I am going to get some white raisiins and try this. I wonder if the raisins get all soaked with the gin. This appeals to me, maybe as an after dinner course with cheese. Teresa may be onto something.
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posted on
10/16/2004 5:58:34 AM PDT
by
cajungirl
(Jammies Up!!)
To: jamfull
TereSa, African witch doctor, medicine woman, much "joo-joo"!! Much "joo-joo".
Well, she did turn Kerry's face from a horrible scary mess into just a scary mess.
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posted on
10/16/2004 5:58:39 AM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Only dummies play poker with George W. Bush.)
To: ArmedNReady
For a toothache I drink the urine of a pregnant crocodile at a crossroads at midnight. Facing east if the pain is in the upper jaw, facing west if it's in the lower.
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posted on
10/16/2004 5:59:01 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
To: jamfull
Teresa’s healthful anti-aging tips include: Botox and a slug of whiskey.
To: cajungirl
Jerry Baker the gardener talk show host from "On the Garden Line" has talked about this for years!
Maybe she is a closet listener!
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posted on
10/16/2004 6:05:19 AM PDT
by
MissP-38
To: jamfull
Judging from the way Mrs. Kerry looks she must have very bad arthritis and needs a dose every 20 minutes. In between doses she also needs a liberal helping of Xanax. Just to keep the pain under control of course.
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posted on
10/16/2004 6:05:49 AM PDT
by
foolscap
To: ArmedNReady
Bombay Sapphire? Ooooh, heh that is the good stuff!
To: jamfull
I met a GIN-soaked, bar-room queen who is a heiress,
I tried to take her upstairs for a ride,
I had to heave her right across my shoulder.
And she just can't seem, to drink me - off her mind! She's a honky tonk, honky tonk heiress.
Gimme, gimme, gimme - her honky-tonk cures!
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posted on
10/16/2004 6:10:37 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(May God have mercy upon my enemies, I won't. -- Gen G. Patton Jr)
To: jamfull
"You get some gin and get some white raisins ..."
Is that why she appears to be drunk?
This woman has ISSUES!
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posted on
10/16/2004 6:10:56 AM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: ThirstyMan
Nothing better for a dry martini.
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posted on
10/16/2004 6:11:40 AM PDT
by
ArmedNReady
(George Bush Has Wood for the Democrats)
To: jamfull
Somebody tell Ta-Razor that those aren't white raisins. That's a reflection of her face in the martini glass.
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posted on
10/16/2004 6:13:03 AM PDT
by
ArmedNReady
(George Bush Has Wood for the Democrats)
To: jamfull
Arthritis: “You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins —
and soak them in the gin for two weeks, then eat nine of the raisins a day.”
IIRC, this folk remedy for arthritis was mentioned on Paul Harvey's radio show
maybe a decade ago.
But that doesn't change the fact that Tereza is a very rich nutburger.
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posted on
10/16/2004 6:13:05 AM PDT
by
VOA
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