Skip to comments.
How I solved my stolen Bush/Cheney sign problem
Posted on 10/14/2004 8:27:02 AM PDT by Infantry Grunt 1968-69
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-80, 81-95 next last
To: InfantryGrunt
You know, a couple of vials of wasp bait/attractant "accidentally" spilled on that sign might not go amiss. (Just be darned sure to wash your hands thoroughly after applying it). Combine that with some warm floodlights that keep the sign lit and warm 24/7, and you too can "use the beasts of the fields and the birds in the sky for your armies" too.
41
posted on
10/14/2004 8:46:31 AM PDT
by
asgardshill
(Got a lump of coal? Tell Mary Mapes to 'shove it' - in 2 weeks you'll have a diamond.)
To: encm(ss)
LOL!
I don't want to do that to the poor Fed-Ex guy!
But thanks!
42
posted on
10/14/2004 8:46:59 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: InfantryGrunt
Heh, heh! That's great!
After the election is over, you might want to try Over 'n Out! (works best if you put it down in early in the Spring). I've been using it for two years and I've had no mounds in my yard this year.
43
posted on
10/14/2004 8:48:26 AM PDT
by
EdReform
(Have you seen FAHRENHYPE 9/11? - www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1240926/posts)
To: InfantryGrunt
I got rid of my fireants with RoundUp, but there is a huge dog in the neighborhood who leaves a rather large pile in our yard & that really ticked me off, until I decided to relocate it in front of my Bush/Cheney sign. Doesnt show up at nite and will leave a lasting impression on any intruders..
To: InfantryGrunt
I have a friend who has his sing wired so if they grab it they will get a shock. Another has the sign right next to his dogs, a Rotweiler and a Pit Bull. Their signs have not been stolen. Although the sign that is wired caused some strange telling noises in the night if you catch my drift.
To: Cincinatus' Wife
http://www.tanglefoot.com/products/birdrepel.htm
Tanglefoot Bird Repellent adheres to all surfaces while retaining its soft, sticky elasticity. It simply deters nuisance birds from their resting places by making roosting areas undesirable. Registered with the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, Tanglefoot Bird Repellent is clear and odorless, and can be easily replaced or re-coated as the sticky material collects feathers, dust and other debris.
To: Pyro7480
the local police they suggested he put fishhooks around the frame (preferably treble hooks) but some were questioning the legality of it.
If someone stole your fishing pole and got their thieving hands cut on the hooks, what's the difference?
47
posted on
10/14/2004 8:50:57 AM PDT
by
Popman
(Democrat Party Political Values are Condescension, Hypocrisy, Bigotry)
To: texas_mrs
Sorry, was Over N Out, not RoundUp!!
To: Popman
49
posted on
10/14/2004 8:51:30 AM PDT
by
Pyro7480
(Sub tuum praesidium confugimus, sancta Dei Genitrix.... sed a periculis cunctis libera nos semper...)
To: InfantryGrunt
To: libs_kma
I've seen exactly ONE car with a US flag and a Kerry sticker. Far more common are "the Rainbow" or a " War Never Solved Anything".
51
posted on
10/14/2004 8:54:35 AM PDT
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: tacticalogic
Fence charger Give them a little zot, eh?
To: Pyro7480
"The police suggested that?"
Absolutely! Maybe they are getting fed up with all the calls they are getting around here about stolen Bush signs. Or, maybe they are Bush supporters.
53
posted on
10/14/2004 8:57:08 AM PDT
by
Russ
To: libs_kma; tertiary01
I have yet to see a Kerry sign and a US flag on the same property. I was doorknocking during the primary in Oklahoma and I noticed the same thing. If I was looking for a particular Republican address, I would look for the house with the flag first.
54
posted on
10/14/2004 8:59:07 AM PDT
by
sawoody
To: blue_nova
The tanglefoot is a great idea, plus it has a distinctive odor!!. Have you ever tried to get that stuff off your hands?... it's really difficult, you get it all over everything you touch and the smell lasts for days.
55
posted on
10/14/2004 9:08:23 AM PDT
by
tertiary01
(Kerry in the WhiteHouse means Arafat in the Lincoln Bedroom)
To: blue_nova
Again regarding the Tanglefoot, as some of these so called people will eventually smarten up and start wearing gloves, put some on the ground around the signs and let them track it all over.
56
posted on
10/14/2004 9:11:53 AM PDT
by
tertiary01
(Kerry in the WhiteHouse means Arafat in the Lincoln Bedroom)
To: InfantryGrunt
A video tape of a booby trapped sign just might sell on the internet or HERE.. Especially if its various booby traps on different signs on different nights.. Kind of like the great squirel experiment.. to see how smart them sqirrelys were.. How smart are democrats.?..
COULD SELL...
know what I mean ?
57
posted on
10/14/2004 9:12:22 AM PDT
by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
To: Taylor
Leave a note on the sign somewhere saying "Theft of this sign guarantees that we will donate $20 to the BC04 campaign. Thank you for supporting BC04."
58
posted on
10/14/2004 9:14:51 AM PDT
by
Nataku X
(Live near a liberal college? Want to demoralize Dems? FRmail me to join in Operation Reverse Moby!)
To: libs_kma
no one has bothered my signs yet but I have replacements ready in case they are taken.
59
posted on
10/14/2004 9:16:30 AM PDT
by
ruoflaw
To: ruoflaw
HeHe, reminds me of the Stevie Ray Vaughn video when his wife was yelling at him sitting on the couch playing guitar.
She grabbed his guitar & smashed it, he didn't even look up, he just reached behind the couch, grabbed another guitar & kept playing!
Keep playing you'all!
60
posted on
10/14/2004 9:32:25 AM PDT
by
norraad
("What light!">Blues Brothers)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-80, 81-95 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson