Ciao.
You're right. Whatever you say will not convince me. You know why? Because I have eyes.
Only a sincerely dishonest person would allege that there is a dime's worth of difference between the looks of Vanessa Kerry -- the blonde one -- and Ann Coulter. I happen to think they are both attractive women, with an edge to Vanessa because she is not bordering on dangerously slim, as Coulter is, although it's clear that Coulter has much better hair. But If you want to say that Vanessa Kerry is "horse-faced," you are, whether you intend to or not, saying the same about Ann Coulter.
I can almost hear the jaws dropping across the country. "How dare you say such a thing!" Well, I do dare. Here's how I dare:
I eagerly anticipate a feeble attempt at a refutation of the photographic evidence. Knock yourself out.