Posted on 10/08/2004 8:50:27 AM PDT by bigjoesaddle
Kerry started winning the primaries when his Vietnam buddy, whose life he saved, came up with him on stage in Iowa, telling how Kerry saved his life
He was a war Hero, so he was TOUGH!
Then the Swiftboat vets threw a wrench in it.
His numbers went down, not because he lied, (undecided voters expect politicians to lie) but because he RETREATED! The numbers went down because he was now a WHIMP.
The republican Convention was full of HIGH TESTICULAR MASS… tough talk from all, including President Bush, so he, and the party, looked TOUGH!
The FIRST DEBATE, Kerry talked TOUGH, a strong, booming voice, even if it was lies and BS, (he talks eloquently out of BOTH SIDES of his mouth), the undecided voter doesn’t care, ( they don’t REALLY know what the hells going on anyway) so Kerry looked TOUGH!
Bush, with his 5 second pauses, and his “What about Poland ?” and whatever else he said in his “NEW TONE” voice, he was a WHIMP!
Tonight Bush has to be tougher than Kerry, He could come out and say “Yea I screwed up on WMD’s, I also screwed a hooker last night, her dead body is in my closet right now! But I WILL PROTECT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FROM TERROR, THIS GUY RETREATED FROM THE WAR AND EVERYTHING ELSE EXCEPT RICH WIDDOWS!!! If you want to be safe and you don’t want your children to DIE, vote for me on Election Day!"
But THAT would take longer than 5 seconds, more time than the President needs to waste on Kerry…
So how does the President win the election in 5 seconds? Simple…
He walks out on stage, and instead of shaking Kerry’s hand, he co cocks him right in the jaw, knocks him down to the ground, and walks off.
Sure people will be shocked, appalled, whatever, but there will be NO DOUBT WHO’S TOUGHER IN FIVE SECONDS TIME. That is ALL they want to know!
The problem is, we are giving the so-called “undecided voter” WAYYY to much credit. The don’t care about the issues, THEY LITERALLY DON’T KNOW THE ISSUES, they don’t understand them, that’s why they are so easily swayed by BS.
I GUARENTEE YOU the tougher looking guy will WIN this election. The undecideds want to feel SAFE.
Think of them as 9 year old kids, they don’t really understand what’s going on around them, but they want a strong parent to protect them.
The Democrats are the rebellious teenagers who THINK they know what’s going on, but also don’t REALLY have a clue. A lot of undecided are actually frightened Democrats who want protected.
Bush has to be the STRONG, PROTECTIVE ADULT tonight…
or George Forman…
Either way, he WINS!
"Senator, you keep saying that my administration was wrong to go to war, even though you voted for it. It should be clear to the American people by now that you consider more than half of your fellow Americans to be the enemy rather than the real enemy, the jihadist mohammedan terrorists. Every day, you give aid and comfort to the real enemy, just as you did in your Congressional testimony in 1971 when you wrongly accused your fellow American soldiers of heinous crimes in the Vietnam War, thereby endangering American POWs of that war. Sir, if you have a problem with war, per se, you are out of touch with the reality of this world and clearly unfit to be Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces of the United States of America."
Hey, sic your kitty on JK. Hahaha. GOOD kitty!
I'm sure it's just a tongue-in-cheek thing people...jeez.
“'Yea I screwed up on WMD’s, I also screwed a hooker last night, her dead body is in my closet right now! But I WILL PROTECT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FROM TERROR,'"
HAAAAA!!!! I just laughed out loud at work...not exactly the slickest way to get paid to surf the net.
I think he should start calling kerry "pilgrim". Play up that John Wayne-cowboy thing.
I'd love to see Kerry flattened by someone, but could Bush serve as President while behind bars for assault and battery?
Dumb vanity, but I'm sure the Freepers won't let it go to waste.
Does your husband know you are posting on your own?
Entertaining, but ignorant.
"Bush needs to hit Kerry on his Senate Record"
It came up in the VP debate and I thought it was a real winner for the republican side.
I think that beating up Kerry during the debate is a little too hardcore. But if he showed up at the debate with two bags; one with Saddam's head in it and the other with bin laden's head, I think that would be a real eye opener.
Holtz
JeffersonRepublic.com
I had a lovely lunch with my husband today.
Are you working for Kerry?
Yes... The advice given (admit to screwing and killing hookers) seems to be on par with some of the advice the Keyes Campaign has been following...
Curious minds would like to know....
I only asked a question...
"Admitting to killing and murdering hookers" seems to be no worse than supporting "reparations" or "mandatory military service".....
You should also fully understand how another website was created, prior to the 2000 Presidential election, and how almost 50% of the Freepers departed from Free Republic?
What date did you become a Freeper?
Right or wrong, you may be on the verge of insulting some long-time Freepers. Was that your wish?
Bush has to be the STRONG, PROTECTIVE ADULT tonight…
ADULT being the keyword...is exactly why President Bush would never do such a thing. It would not help and it is not in his makeup to behave like that. His knockout punches will come verbally.
Since Feb 8, 2000
Right or wrong, you may be on the verge of insulting some long-time Freepers. Was that your wish?
I don't have the foggiest notion as to what this means. I simply asked the poster of this vanity if he was advising the Keyes campaign. While I fully support Keyes (and would vote for him even if I was the only one who did!!!), his campaigning has left something to be desired. The advice (to admit to screwing and killing hookers) does not seem to me to be particularly wise (although, admittedly, I am not a campaign professional.) The decisions that Dr. Keyes has made ("reparations" and "mandatory government (i.e. military) service"), similarly, do not seem to be based on wise advice...
Notice the connection...BAD CAMPAIGN ADVICE!!!
Ouch, Twinkie! That really gives new meaning to the previous post showing the picture of the Dynamic Duo.
Yes lighten up for sure. All these tight ass republicans just want to sit around and take it.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is not your fathers election. We have to shove it down there throats or suffer the consquences.
John
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