[LakeLady]

Woody in the woodsy! He's beautiful and so regal.

We need to fix ol' Woody up with my first love, Sheba Queen of Jordan. She's a five year old wolf/husky mix we rescued from the North GA mountains, and a right haughty bitch she is. Not an ounce of gratitude in her for me saving her from a certain death. She took over our house within minutes, but at least she allows us poor humans to cohabit with her. Sheba's smart as the devil and she knows it.

I don't think Woody would give the time of day to our newest little baby, a six month old, red/white Basset, Judy Blue the Yowler of Jordan aka JB. She's much too short for him and a real court jester. Little JB was found by a friend wandering the streets of Tallassee, AL, emaciated and struggling to survive. She came to us on 9/11 and after just a couple weeks she's now show quality and full of life.

Now our second baby, Sadie, Shady Lady of Jordan, is an entirely different story. She's the slut puppy of the group and takes up with every male that comes within 10 miles of her. Thank God for surgery or I'd be overrun with pups. She's a love, but a true tart. Sadie is a 9 month old Shepherd/Border Collie mix. Need I say more?

P.S. - Jordan (pronounced Jerden) is the name of our lake. Please don't flame me for being an Islamofascist. '-0)

[Darnright]

Woody says thanks, but a few years back, his mean mom told him he was going to get to ride in the car, and then he was going to get "tutored". Poor boy hasn't had much interest in gals since, but he does still like a good belly scratch (c;