Oh, BELGIUM. Great! America will be the great success that BELGIUM is, a haven for pedophiles in government, where they smash trains into one another because they can't understand each other from one end of that tiny duchy to the other!
Any country that can produce the FN FAL or FN P90 can't be ALL bad (c8
You asked for a country that fit your criteria. It does not follow that we would become like them in all other respects, though building strawmen was the point of this exercise, wasn't it?