[tame]

Oops, I left out an important part: tame: I have a sneaking suspicion that Burkett may attempt suicide before this is all through. He might even succeed at it :o(

sinkspur: Are you kidding? The DNC and CBS will hire David Boies, who will back a truck up to Burkett's front door and unload gold bars into his living room to keep him quiet.

tame: I'll bet I'm right. Especially if Burkett is "Lucy Ramirez", and the fit hits the shan.

sinkspur: If Burkett is Lucy Ramirez, will the shoes match the purse?

tame: Maybe not, but at least he wouldn't have had to keep the documents in his pants and sox if he does have a purse.

You know, the more I think about it, Burkett does look kind of like Sandy Berger.

"HOLY COW CHIPS, Batman! You mean that Burkett, Lucy Ramirez, and Sandy Berger are all one and the same person???"

"PRECISELY, Robin!"

[Old Sarge]

THAT is funny as HELL! You've GOT to make that a permanent thing!

[Revolting cat!]

"HOLY COW CHIPS, Batman! You mean that Burkett, Lucy Ramirez, and Sandy Berger are all one and the same person???"

And Newman (Seinfeld) too!