Hey MA!
Is it true me & MoJo are
IDENTICAL TWINS????
Mojo and I did some research this weekend (right after a massive ice cream binge) and we found that you and she do not have the same father. It was determined that apparently Ma mated with someone from a mental institution 9 months before you were conceived! Ma was working there some years ago to try to support her many, many kids. Ma has managed to keep this a well-kept-secret!
KEEPING WATCH — A U.S. Army crew chief, assigned to Task Force Pirate, monitors the ground for enemy activity as he sits on the ramp of a CH-47 Chinook helicopter during a flight to the village of Jildalek in central Afghanistan, Sept. 6, 2004. The task force has made several trips into this area, often distributing school supplies and humanitarian aid to villagers. U.S. Army photo by Sgt. Jennifer S. Emmons