Posted on 09/16/2004 7:25:35 PM PDT by 2-in-Texas
LOL. And here's another great one: Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Goes something like this:
http://mp.netscape.com/video.index.adp?mxid=1136761&refID=007190&partner=&_AOLFORM=w597.h395.p7
2-in-texas
As a former combat veteran and officer in the army (24th infantry division, mech), I can't help but point out the irony in the fact that the very things you harangue about testosterone pumping males are what purchased the freedom and right to free speech that you enjoy here!
Look at the hundreds of thousands of the best americans, who bought freedom at the highest possible price, their own lives, and it is, without question, the men you chastize. Sure is ironic to me!
Well, my last beer is dry, and I know 2-in-Texas won't get me another one. I'll let you Left-Coasters have fun with this thread. 'Night!
I hate spunk.
I think I'll just call it a night. Although it's been fun. Thanks. God bless GWB.
Oh please. This is the kind of feminist garbage that makes me cringe. Particularly when it is spewed from a so-called "conservative" woman.
Wake up and smell the talking points! You have been drinking the Kool Aid or watching Lifetime television, one of the two.
My ovaries don't give a hoot about tax reform. My uterus doesn't stay up nights thinking about national security. I vote with my brain, not my genitalia.
Do you not realize how whiny your post sounds? Feminists are completely self-involved -- their world revolves around their convenience, their feelings, their whims, their quest for fulfillment, not once recognizing where true happiness lies. It is almost as if they live to find opportunities to be unhappy and play the victim.
Politics is not for the faint-hearted or easily offended. So cut the crap. When you get a real problem, let me know.
Thank you! If I was as articulate as you I might not have received the classy responses I did! [-)
Uh, yes.....
Just one more and I quit. Promise.
This one is on a Big and Rich (of Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy fame) CD that we listened to quite a bit on our last trip. I kinda like it. LOL
"Kick My Ass"
Well I walked up to the bar
I laid down my platinum card
Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends
Well the barmaid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up and
Said here's to us and then
Well this blonde slid up to me
Said that was awful sweet
Then I saw her boyfriend
As wide as he was tall
Well he broke up our hug
With a six foot, five inch shove
And I found myself slammed up
Against the wall
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass
I'm just trying to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck to fast
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass
Well I've never been the type
To walk up and pick a fight
I've always been the kind to get along
I throw parties all the time
And there always on my dime
We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn
Well my style of stress relief
Sometimes disturbs the peace
The police show up
And cut donuts in my yard
And while the Zeppelin's playing loud
They run off my party crowd
They cuff up my wrist
And throw me down so hard
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass
I'm just truing to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck to fast
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck to fast
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass
You've obviously never been an old man.
Howdy Deb.
2-in-Texas.... you protest too much !...
It's called 'irony'.
Stop being so macho!
Yes'm.
Uh, and "I" need a vibrator????
By the words you have written, I see not a speck of meat to be digested. You have a complaint, out with it so we can judge and learn.
LOL...that makes four songs now,none of which I've EVER heard. Thanks for the lyrics,but maybe you would supply a link for the tune next time....please? :-)
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