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To: ancient_geezer
The first mistake was in ever giving them shoes

No, the first mistake was teaching them how to talk. A very limited (no word for no) vocabulary would be sufficient.

67 posted on 09/14/2004 10:46:24 AM PDT by Dinsdale
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To: Dinsdale

No, the first mistake was teaching them how to talk. A very limited (no word for no) vocabulary would be sufficient.

That was the second mistake, "no" is the only word they know how to use.

Giving them shoes let them gossip across the backyard fence trading conspiratorial plans for the destruction of mankind.

G-G-GranPappy, had it right use a big club, no shoes, never let em out of the cave.

86 posted on 09/14/2004 10:55:42 AM PDT by ancient_geezer (Equality, the French disease: Everyone is equal beneath the guillotine.)
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