Posted on 09/10/2004 12:24:20 PM PDT by slim mackerel
As we strain to read the latest headlines through tears of laughter, we are reminded why old media journalism is held in the same public regard as pedophiles and fitness club owners.
The "Rocky" of news stories, Bush's National Guard service, is out for a fourth tour of duty starring the new Brigitte Nielsen, a nice set of fake, memos which show once and for all that Bush is unfit for the presidency because he failed to properly clean a toilet stall or something on the last day of his Texas Guardship in 1972.
Poor, dumb Dan Rather and CBS must not be aware of this Internet-thingy yet where stories get added up in less time than it takes Lenscrafters to make the pair of simple bifocals one would need to research that Microsoft Word fonts weren't yet available on state government-issued IBM Selectrics in 1972.
Hell, I'm even doing a retrospective on this scandal faster than it used to take people in the old days (1998) to uncover it.
To the think tankers in the media, one Swift Boat Veteran forgetting the name of Kerry's dog is grounds for dismissal, but not one of them questions the use of memos from a guy 20 years dead, about an issue 10 years deader, typed with software 25 years in the future!
Beyond desperate, isn't this illegal? Can't someone responsible for this fraud go to jail for forging military memos? Maybe it's moot. You can't put an ideology behind bars.
The keynote of this year's campaign is not the sclerosis of the Kerry campaign which started in 1971 and acheived rigor mortis when Howard Dean screamed, but the self-imposed exile of TV and newspaper credibility. Justice served.
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ROTFL
but remember, fake enhanced memos
He definately did Roids for Rocky 4. He was HUGE!!!!!!!!
I am a drug free bodybuilder and was amazed at the muscularity of those two.
Most impressive of all is Dolf used to date this:
yawn...hardly "hilarious"
Just damn.
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