A very nice analysis, but can you predict which one of them will be first to claim that Saturn used to hover over the North pole, reducing the "felt effect of gravity," that pets are psychic, that Venus used to bounce around the solar system like a celestial billiard ball, and that a crank professor connected with the "scripturally-inspired" "LENT-1" free-energy/elemental trans-muter scam of the "Cincinnati Group" {whose web-site suddenly disappeared off the internet just before they were about to start selling "home version" kits of their device for $2999) was "one of America's best mathematicians"?
Yes, I'm pretty sure I can. I also predicted (to myself) that when I posted the list of them, they'd all run back into their closet. And they seem to have done that.