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Chris Matthews to Kerry on Today Show: "Open Bush Up Like a Can of Tuna"
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Posted on 09/07/2004 4:43:04 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
he would have done *everything* differently. Guess he would have scrapped the smart bombs and fought the war with BB's and punji sticks. Great line, glgb!
Keep it up and I'll have to start calling you "Zell GovernsLeast"
To: governsleastgovernsbest
Matthews fantasized that in October, Clinton will make a dramatic comeback that will create "overwhelming sentiment" in places such as the inner city and south Florida. "He could be a Lazarus."I am seriously afraid of this happening.
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posted on
09/07/2004 5:41:10 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Free Martha Mitchell......... and Jail Teraaaaaayza)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Keep it up and I'll have to start calling you "Zell GovernsLeast" Now that would be some high praise. Thanks.
To: OpusatFR
" He needs to play stickball in South Philly."" Oh yeah. That will really capture the vote. Snidely richguy posing with the 'hood.
Maybe after that he could crawl around on his stomach hunting deer.
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posted on
09/07/2004 5:45:51 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kerry Kool-Aid: Changes flavors with every sip.)
To: governsleastgovernsbest
Matthews: "The Bush campaign destroyed Kerry's credibility and it's been working really, really well. Kerry needs to play the same kind of hardball and discredit Bush, but must do it carefully." Kerry destroyed Kerry's credibility. He got the Dem nomination by default, and now people are getting a chance to see what the junior senator from Massachusetts is made of--and it's not the right stuff. Had the Dems nominated Gephart, they could've had a serious race. For all his flaws, I don't believe he is a traitor. Kerry is a cartoon, a caricature. His campaign has done only one good thing for the Democrats. It has demonstrated that they were, after all, right about Clinton--compared to other Democrats, Clinton is moderate.
When Matthews says play hardball, he means keep shouting, lie about what the opposition is saying, and don't give them a chance to respond.
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posted on
09/07/2004 5:45:54 AM PDT
by
Samwise
(Kerry is a self-made man. He created a doofus.)
To: leadpenny
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posted on
09/07/2004 5:48:00 AM PDT
by
Bad Dog2
(Bad Dog - No Biscuit)
To: governsleastgovernsbest
The "can of tuna" remark shows off just how crude Matthews is and how weird his thoughts can be. If we hear that this guy winds up in a padded cell someday, do not be surprised...
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posted on
09/07/2004 5:50:37 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(History's greatest agent for freedom: The US Armed Forces)
To: governsleastgovernsbest
Chris "I joined the Peace Corps because I didn't have the balls to join the Marine Corps" Matthews has about as much credibility as a screen door on a submarine!
As the TV ratings proved, very few watch NBC and they definitely don't watch "Spitball" so if anything is said on NBC it's like a tree falling in an empty forest...
Whether it's 7 or 11 points, W is in the lead and a month has gone by and the Traitor has yet to have a press conference to respond to the allegations by the Swiftees.
All the while, the Navy is investigating the Traitor's military record and by the time they get through the Traitor will be lucky if he gets to keep his "fire-watch" ribbon! LMAO
You can put a fork in the Traitor, 'cause that turkey is D O N E !
Semper Fi,
Kelly
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posted on
09/07/2004 5:50:58 AM PDT
by
kellynla
(U.S.M.C. 1/5 1st Mar Div. Nam 69&70 Semper Fi http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnkerry.com)
To: Bad Dog2
Good Job! I believe it's safe to take you out of the undecided column.
To: an amused spectator
"Four years of Dubya, and the threat of four more is really tearing their masks."
And then the Today Show did a story on depression and how to cope. I love it!
To: governsleastgovernsbest
Matthews fantasized that in October, Clinton will make a dramatic comeback that will create "overwhelming sentiment" in places such as the inner city and south Florida. "He could be a Lazarus." LOL! Did it ever occur to Matthews that Klintoon ain't Jesus?
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posted on
09/07/2004 5:56:08 AM PDT
by
Brett66
(http://www.scifiartposters.com)
To: ChadGore
"Media pundit interviewing media pundit."
Not quite. It's "PRO-KERRY media pundint interviewing PRO-KERRY media pundit."
To: elhombrelibre
... but he picked Edwards who never pulled on a pair of combat boots to even mow the lawn. That's not true; he borrowed his mother's.
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posted on
09/07/2004 5:59:46 AM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
("This house is sho' gone crazy!")
To: ChadGore
"Media pundit interviewing media pundit.
So much mental masturbation."
Hmmm, maybe its not all mental. Who knows what those two morons do on the set when they cut to commercials.
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posted on
09/07/2004 6:00:17 AM PDT
by
Lockbar
(Worried about lead poisoning? Then stop eating the paint chips, Dummy!)
To: governsleastgovernsbest
"...and the long drawn-out plaint of how he's working for "ye-w-w-w-w-w" was priceless."
Oh, and let me guess - I bet he both batted and widened his eyes in his patented "see how sincere I am" look?
The sad thing is that faking sincerity has made him a rich man.
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posted on
09/07/2004 6:00:33 AM PDT
by
Let's Roll
(Kerry accused countless soldiers of committing war crimes that he himself never witnessed . . .)
To: governsleastgovernsbest
We love the look of the Rats drinking the KoolAid so early in the day....:)
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posted on
09/07/2004 6:02:07 AM PDT
by
smiley
(Watch out Dems! I'm a William F. Buckley Conservative!!)
To: longtermmemmory
You're exactly right. They're reaching the point when they're suddenly realizing, "We blew what was left of our credibility on ... JOHN KERRY???"
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posted on
09/07/2004 6:03:22 AM PDT
by
JennysCool
(Funny how militant environmentalists always ruin the lawn)
To: YaYa123
Like, other democrat senators making the talk show rounds for their guy. I haven't seen them, have you? A friend of mine maintains that Kerry is disliked and distrusted in the Senate because he's often promised to vote with someone who asks him, but at the actual vote goes the other way without even a heads-up.
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posted on
09/07/2004 6:10:35 AM PDT
by
maryz
To: governsleastgovernsbest
I hate Chrissie to pieces!
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posted on
09/07/2004 6:13:29 AM PDT
by
montomike
(Gay means happy and carefree not an abomination)
To: governsleastgovernsbest
I think it is a good idea for Kerry to get as much advise as possible on how to run his campaign from as many people as possible. It's been working great for him so far.
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