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Who's going to make the "spitball" bumper stickers? [Vanity]
Libertarian4Bush
Posted on 09/01/2004 10:14:43 PM PDT by Libertarian4Bush
The spitball comment is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time, and in its context, it was even more powerful. It made me giggle maniacally, but not before my jaw dropped open with disbelief that SOMEONE was actually taking a Democrat to the woodshed for once!
It is in the spirit of that pride that I assign homework to our more artisically talented FReepers:
We absolutely MUST rub this in the libs' faces. One idea is maybe a "Sergeant Spitball", complete with this pic of course:
Or maybe a Clinton tribute... something like "Decision 2004: It's the Spitballs, Stupid!", with the NASA pic?
hmmm. that's odd. it seemed a lot funnier before I realized I only had two.
oh well. that's why I'm delegating. let's take advantage of this powerful speech.
TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bumpersticker; bush; election; sitzpinkler; sitzpinklerkerry; spitballsitzpinkler
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To: Libertarian4Bush
Gotta tell ya' I think a variation on the
"outsourcing our national security"
line is an arrow that strikes truer and deeper,
and will have more resonance with people who will
see the bumper sticker, but didn't see Zell's speech.
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:17:43 PM PDT
by
Boundless
To: Libertarian4Bush
You go out for one evening and you are in total darkness concerning the importance of spitballs. I knew I should have stayed home.
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:18:34 PM PDT
by
KTpig
(kiss of death)
To: Libertarian4Bush
"Sergeant Spitball",We've been referring to him as "The Spit Ball Commander" here at home. My 14 year old came up with that one.
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:19:12 PM PDT
by
concerned about politics
( Liberals are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy)
To: Libertarian4Bush
The spitball comment is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time, and in its context, it was even more powerful. It made me giggle maniacally, but not before my jaw dropped open with disbelief that SOMEONE was actually taking a Democrat to the woodshed for once!
I laughed so hard that I blacked out. He was pissed.
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:20:11 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(Let me take yet another opportunity to tell the "moderates" to shove it ....... then twist it.)
To: Libertarian4Bush
Spitball with Chrissy Matthews.
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:21:03 PM PDT
by
HawkeyeLonewolf
(Christian First, American Second (Conservative Anti-Smoker))
To: HawkeyeLonewolf
Spitball with Chrissy Matthews.LOL
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:22:54 PM PDT
by
concerned about politics
( Liberals are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy)
To: HawkeyeLonewolf
just give this guy a straw:
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:24:21 PM PDT
by
Libertarian4Bush
(DECISION 2004: IT'S THE SPITBALLS, STUPID)
To: Libertarian4Bush
One of the greatest lines ever! I am sure registered could come up with something along those lines. The outsourcing one was brilliant also.
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:24:31 PM PDT
by
ladyinred
(John Kerry reporting for "SPITBALL" duty!)
To: Libertarian4Bush
Remember that famous picture of Dukakis in the tank? How about that picture with Kerry sitting in the back of Duckcaca wearing his sperm suit saying "no no ! This cannon is too insensitive! How about I shoot them with this spitball instead?" (with even Doocaca looking at him like he's a damn fool )
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:26:05 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(Socialism is evil.)
To: ladyinred; Registered
I am sure registered could come up with something along those lines.paging our local artistic genius...
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:26:05 PM PDT
by
Libertarian4Bush
(DECISION 2004: IT'S THE SPITBALLS, STUPID)
To: Libertarian4Bush
How about just SPITBALLS ?
If you want a long one, do a take off on those bumperstrips which say
'Wouldn't it be nice if the Pentagon had to hold a bake sale to buy spitballs? - John Kerry'
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:27:52 PM PDT
by
Mike Fieschko
(Oh, and Dick Cheney, too.)
To: Libertarian4Bush
Working on one now -- expect(orate) it
HERE very soon.
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:28:07 PM PDT
by
HawkeyeLonewolf
(Christian First, American Second (Conservative Anti-Smoker))
To: HawkeyeLonewolf
The spitball quote is in the prominent article on CNN.com
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:30:21 PM PDT
by
Merry
To: Libertarian4Bush
"John Kerry for Spitball Control"
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:31:39 PM PDT
by
Big Guy and Rusty 99
("Aw, isn't that cute. He's trying to claw my eyes out!")
To: Libertarian4Bush
Who's going to make the "spitball" bumper stickers?Yes, and who is going to make the DUELING bumper stickers?
Larry Gatlin is on MSNBC right now, saying down south being RUDE is real bad. Matthews is RUDE. Time to kick rear!
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:34:48 PM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Free Martha Mitchell......... and Jail Teraaaaaayza)
To: Libertarian4Bush
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:44:21 PM PDT
by
HawkeyeLonewolf
(Christian First, American Second (Conservative Anti-Smoker))
To: Libertarian4Bush
Kerry is dressed up like Patton (with his purple ouchies prominently displayed ) In back of him is a
huge American flag with "a stronger American" written all over it. In his hands he is displaying a straw
with a spitwad in it. he says: "We must make sure the enemy dies for HIS country not out guys for
ours! In order to achieve this I voted against all those other weapons systems for this, the M1
individual infantry lung powered pneumatically ejected masticated paper product ultralight mobile
projectile launcher!"
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posted on
09/01/2004 10:57:36 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(Socialism is evil.)
To: Libertarian4Bush; Boundless; KTpig; concerned about politics; Jaysun; ladyinred; Registered; ...
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posted on
09/01/2004 11:05:03 PM PDT
by
HawkeyeLonewolf
(Christian First, American Second (Conservative Anti-Smoker))
To: All
SPITBALL [n] a projectile made by chewing a piece of paper and shaping it into a sphere. A staw works good as a shooter. Clay balls and beans also work good as projectiles. Spitball Kerry! No B-1, no B-2, no Apache, no Aegis, no F-14a, no F-15 Eagle, just SPITBALLS!!
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posted on
09/02/2004 12:04:22 AM PDT
by
Gucho
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