[KarlInOhio]

as opposed to something more traditionally middle-class.

How about going all the way to cow tipping. The heartland will eat it up, John. You'll be a shoe-in.

(Imagining a picture of John Kerry lying in a pasture with the cow tipped back on top of him).

[GoLightly]

I think someone should invite him to a chip flipping event.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

I guess dwarf tossing in a bar might be going a tad too far.